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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 664 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 | Emeralds Found: | 2214 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 41 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 789048 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.