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Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	8134
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Star Shards Collected:	113	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

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Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Star Shards Collected:	293	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ToiletTroubleMC

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Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Divine Spears Created:	27
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mines Excavated:	4945	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PixelBodyMakeover

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Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Crops Grown:	2487	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

GammaMc

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1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Crops Grown:	1892

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

STWForALL

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Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	4339	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

FireCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Emeralds Found:	2811	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

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hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The horror

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Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CruelCrafts

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Welcome to Cruel Crafts, the ultimate Minecraft challenge! Dive into a world brimming with over 600 unique structures and 300+ distinctive mobs, each designed to push your survival skills to their limits. Forge alliances and gather friends as you navigate. Tame your dragons and be the most powerful and wealthy player.

Build your own thriving city, engage with sophisticated AI NPCs through minecolonies, and master an intricate economy (lightman’s currency). Claim your land and shape your destiny in an ever-evolving world. Explore extraordinary dimensions like the Twilight Forest, the Aether, Blueskies, The Abyss, and Deeper and Darker, all contributing to a rich and immersive experience.

Are you ready to test your mettle and rise to the challenge? Join Cruel Crafts and prove your survival skills in a Minecraft experience like no other!

CHALLENGE: 100$ to whoever reaches level 5 town on minecolonies.

Giveaways and challenges on discord.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!

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Server Name	Remake SMP
Season	Season 5
Community Size	9 to 15 players online during peak times
Unique Features	Custom Origins System RPG-Style Skill Trees Player-Driven Lore Proximity Voice Chat Create Mod Ice and Fire Mod Whitelist Access
Apply for Whitelist	Join our Discord and apply today!

FAQ

What is the Custom Origins System?

The Custom Origins System allows players to choose unique origins with special abilities and challenges, adding variety to gameplay.

What are RPG-Style Skill Trees?

Players can level up and unlock new skills in various areas such as combat or magic, allowing for deep customization.

How does Player-Driven Lore work?

The server’s lore evolves based on the actions of players, with decisions, alliances, and battles shaping the world’s storyline.

What is Proximity Voice Chat?

Proximity Voice Chat allows players to talk to nearby players without typing, enhancing immersion in battles, collaborations, and roleplay.

What mods are available on the server?

The server features the Create Mod for building contraptions and machines, as well as the Ice and Fire Mod for facing dragons, mythical beasts, and challenging bosses.

How can I join the server?

To join the server, you must apply for whitelist access by joining the Discord server and following the application process.

What types of players are welcome on the server?

Whether you’re a builder, explorer, fighter, or storyteller, there is a place for you on the server to contribute to the evolving story and shape its future.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

City Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the city of Warsaw and turned it into a pixelated paradise. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the giant chicken guarding it. Legend has it that anyone who defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

3. Our server hosts weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of these majestic creatures and compete for the title of Llama Champion. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle and bragging rights for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get spit on by a llama, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	7766	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP

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Are you ready to witness the ultimate showdown between Cats and Lions on our Minecraft SMP? Join us for epic battles, wild adventures, and crazy shenanigans as these fierce felines fight for the title of McgWinner and a chance to make it to the granny (whatever that means)!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you see a tabby cat take on a lion in a game of parkour, or watch a pride of lions try to outbuild a group of house cats in a build battle? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of catnip and a pet dragon (don’t ask how that works, just go with it).

So come join us for a purrfectly wild time on our Cats vs LionsMcgWinner through to the granny Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a roaring good time, trust us.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	693	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Crops Grown:	1625