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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 2568 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 4023 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 163 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
We promise that our server will never lie to you about spending all your resources at the carnival, and we definitely won’t blame you for attending your ex’s funeral. Plus, we have a special grief support group for players who have dealt with brain aneurysms (virtual ones, of course).
So come join us for a server experience that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as a soap opera. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate among the pixelated blocks.