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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 9391 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6744 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
We promise that our server will never lie to you about spending all your resources at the carnival, and we definitely won’t blame you for attending your ex’s funeral. Plus, we have a special grief support group for players who have dealt with brain aneurysms (virtual ones, of course).
So come join us for a server experience that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as a soap opera. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate among the pixelated blocks.