ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

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Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!

Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Anarchy.bar

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Anarchy.bar is a new Anarchy server where all things are allowed, Toxicity, Hacking, Griefing, you name it!

Most servers like this are on version 1.12.2, but we strive to be different and are on version 1.14.4!

Come check us out @ Anarchy.bar (1.14.4)

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Terra

Creative, Roleplay

This server is a non rules world. And this is also a rol play world plese dont do anything stupid……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..i dont know what to type follow me on my ig: dornikeva follow me on my youtube: Eva Dornik

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Arcane expanse

mmo, Modded, Roleplay, smp, Survival

Arcane Expanse Origins SMP

Arcane Expanse is a 1.19.2 forge origins server hosted by Shockbyte with tons of additions, including:

Artifacts

Croptopia (Food)

Custom Origins

Lots of new weapons and bosses

New combat animations and new dash mechanic

Tons of quality of life changes

Deeper and Darker (Sculk dimension)

Lots of new mobs, hostile and passive alike

Lore and role playing, not required it’s just for those that are into it

And soooo much more!

So, what do you need to join? Well,

You need a computer, Minecraft Java Edition, 32 or 64 bit Java (the app not the game), Curseforge, and 1.19.2 forge. You will also need to join the Arcane Expanse discord server. There’s a more detailed description on how to join there. We have linked the discord server filled with a welcoming community for you to join that also contains the Curseforge modpack.

Arcane Expanse invites you on a brand new adventure that will cross multiple realities and fates, will you accept?

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Swevikings

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Swevikings is an english and swedish minecraft server where we have active players and moderators to ensure an safe player enviroment.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

EagleKnightRealm

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you like an oldschool Minecraft server look no further, EagleKnightRealm is a faction server just like it was years ago. Everyone is welcome, there are almost no rules just behave there is friendly staff and fun people.

* 24/7 Factions server * IP: eagleknightrealm.eu * Discord: https://discord.gg/jGR8jpy

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Loopgens

Balanced Economy, PvE

LoopGens is a Generator focused server that aims to provide quality gameplay with many features including Tokens, Custom Spawners, Custom Enchantments, Events, Lockers, PvP and much more.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ArcticForest

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

ArcticForest – Wilderness Survival also known as ArcticForestMC is a Survival server for advanced Minecraft players that may require some patience and courage to survive. The world has not been reset for 9 years. There are 100’s even 1000 builds, bases, houses scattered across the entire world. If you’re up for the challenge then go for it, if not then why are you still reading this? Nows your time to be in the history books.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NorthStarrMC

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to NorthStarrMC, where we pride ourselves in only restricting items that are truly harmful to the player experience. Join us and help us our humble little community a little bit better!

**Hub | Version [all]** – hub.northstarrmc.net **MC Eternal | Version [1.3.7.1]** -eternal.northstarrmc.net **SkyFactory 4 | Version [4.2.2.]** – sf4.northstarrmc.net **Pixelmon Reforged | Version [8.0.2]** – pixelmon.northstarrmc.net

**Join our Discord:** https://discord.gg/nCvWHwm

**Server Specs:** CPU Intel i9-9900K 8-core, RAM 64GB DDR4,Storage 2x 1TB NVME, Bandwidth 1 GBit/s

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Inmortalmc

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, SURVIVAL PVP

ImmortalMC [1.20] – JAVA/BEDROCK, ★ Survival ★ Skyblock ★ PrisionOP ★ Survival CUSTOM ★ BoxPVP ★ AND MUCH MORE. With a friendly community and stable servers, get ready to immerse yourself in an unforgettable gaming experience! ★ EVENTS ★ ZERO LAG ★ DEDICATED STAFF ★ IMMORTALMC .NET★ Join us and discover a universe full of infinite possibilities.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

frontwindow

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

frontwindows – aternos anarchy server the owner is gonna be trying to keep the server alive and updating the server version, he will probably fail….

fresh map, barely any player interaction as of now.

have fun and good luck!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Lichcraft

Creative, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Lichcraft is an SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server which offers a unique, fun and engaging experience for players. We have great interaction with our community on our forums and discord to ensure we take in their ideas and get new content out for them whenever possible. Our staff team is also constantly working to keep the community free of rule breakers and make sure all bugs are being worked on.

You can join Lichcraft on the following versions: 1.8 – latest version of Minecraft

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Cobblecore

Modded, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to CobbleCore, where imagination runs wild, adventures await, and friendships are forged! Join us for endless fun, from epic quests to creative builds, intense PvP battles, and a vibrant community. Get ready to dive into a world where the possibilities are boundless. Let the blocky chaos begin!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

DuckoMC

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

This server is hosted by Minehut free, fast server hosting for everyone Server version: 1.15.2 We Have Creative, Survival, and Pvp (coming soon)

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Neerey

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Get a reward by voting for SaviorPvP, a new up-coming factions server owned by Neerey! Version 1.8.8-1.14.4

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Saintsmc

smp, Survival

Saints is a Lifesteal SMP server, it consist of custom biomes and a few custom addons. We do weekly/monthly giveaways and key drops. We offer bedrock and java support for the latest versions.

We currently have a small community, but we are looking to grow. Aslong with growing were looking for friendly staff, to apply you must join the discord and dm Momt.

We are looking to grow are custom plugins, right now we only have a few. Come pop in and say hello!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.