ExcuseCraft: LamestLies | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	255
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	409	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	65

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6719	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8019
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	146	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2689

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8082
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Towns Built:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server‘s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.