ExcuseCraft: LamestLies | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	1492	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Players Killed by Monsters:	2675	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Animals Bred:	158
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3766	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Buildings Constructed:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Towns Built:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7557	New Chunks Explored:	845880
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	8576
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchantments Applied:	278
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	725	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.