ExcuseCraft: LamestLies | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	579	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Star Shards Collected:	255

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Villages Defended:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Towns Built:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	218
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8794	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Enchantments Applied:	251
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	107	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Star Shards Collected:	275
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Animals Bred:	45
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Void Gems Collected:	23
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3370
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.