ExcuseCraft: LamestLies | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	49
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Animals Bred:	83	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3194
Meteorites Collected:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	58	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Animals Bred:	31

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Potions Brewed:	167
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Emeralds Found:	4984	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.