ExcuseCraft: LamestLies | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Alien Abductions:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Towns Built:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6550
Secret Passages Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	330	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Farms Harvested:	594
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Holy Grails Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Dragon Scales Harvested:	410
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1561
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2553	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.