ExcuseCraft: LamestLies | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	34	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3781	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	895	Love Letters Sent:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Towns Built:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Endless Night Skies:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Chimeras Created:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	1319

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Star Shards Collected:	222
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Buildings Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.