ExcuseCraft: LamestLies | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2306
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Star Shards Collected:	177
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Enchantments Applied:	84	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	8479
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
New Chunks Explored:	622941	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1639

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6039
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Villages Defended:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ores Mined:	3069

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.