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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 8693 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 15 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Imagine the possibilities of using your in-game currency to fund your son’s college education, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting with a virtual ex-partner. Will you choose to be the generous parent who sacrifices for the sake of your child, or will you take the “asshole power move” route and try to reduce your alimony payments?
With only one year left to make a decision, the clock is ticking on this epic saga. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to balance financial responsibility with family dynamics in the most outrageous way possible. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate Minecraft AITA!