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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 7865 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Dimension Hops: | 15 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
Imagine the possibilities of using your in-game currency to fund your son’s college education, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting with a virtual ex-partner. Will you choose to be the generous parent who sacrifices for the sake of your child, or will you take the “asshole power move” route and try to reduce your alimony payments?
With only one year left to make a decision, the clock is ticking on this epic saga. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to balance financial responsibility with family dynamics in the most outrageous way possible. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate Minecraft AITA!