π₯π₯π₯
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 1827 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in-game divorces can lead to drama and dilemmas! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of negotiating alimony payments with your ex-spouse, who may or may not be in jail for committing serious crimes.
Imagine the possibilities of using your in-game currency to fund your son’s college education, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting with a virtual ex-partner. Will you choose to be the generous parent who sacrifices for the sake of your child, or will you take the “asshole power move” route and try to reduce your alimony payments?
With only one year left to make a decision, the clock is ticking on this epic saga. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to balance financial responsibility with family dynamics in the most outrageous way possible. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate Minecraft AITA!
