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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 4036 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 |
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