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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 5114 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
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