Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!

Join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a 34-year-old ex-wife accusing you of cheating with a 19-year-old intern when you can have fun mining for diamonds and crafting epic builds with your virtual friends?

Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 12
Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 100
Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 3
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY