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| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 5187 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 395943 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
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