Are you tired of getting dumped for ridiculous reasons like “you breathe too loudly” or “your pinky toe is too small”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and build a world where your ex’s crazy breakup reasons don’t matter because we’re too busy fighting off zombie pigmen and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, your ex will mysteriously get stuck in a never-ending loop of getting hit by lightning every time they try to log on. So come on, join us and leave your ex in the dust (literally, because we have a lot of dirt blocks).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Undead Armies Raised: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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