Are you tired of getting dumped for ridiculous reasons like “you breathe too loudly” or “your pinky toe is too small”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and build a world where your ex’s crazy breakup reasons don’t matter because we’re too busy fighting off zombie pigmen and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, your ex will mysteriously get stuck in a never-ending loop of getting hit by lightning every time they try to log on. So come on, join us and leave your ex in the dust (literally, because we have a lot of dirt blocks).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 356 Underground Cities Explored: 3
Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY