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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 5035 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 3915 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a truck spinning its tires on the grass, damaging the landscaping in the process. Our community is so lit, even the police might get involved (just kidding… or are we?).
With neighbors yelling, flower beds being destroyed, and exes demanding breakups, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And hey, if you ever need a mental health counselor instead of the police, just let us know – we’ve got your back!
So come on over and join the chaos – who needs reality TV when you’ve got our Minecraft server? You won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!