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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 6793 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Ores Mined: | 6527 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Imagine a world where your ex (let’s call him Tony) constantly tries to sabotage your son’s Minecraft gameplay because he thinks playing football in the game is the only way to toughen him up. But fear not, because on our server, you can build a fortress to protect your son’s virtual trumpet and basketball skills from Tony’s misguided attempts at “manhood.”
With a community of players who support your son’s choices and cheer him on as he conquers the virtual soccer field and basketball court, you’ll never have to worry about toxic masculinity ruining the fun. Plus, who needs football when you can have epic music battles with your trumpet in hand?
So join us on this hilarious Minecraft server where the only thing tougher than the mobs you’ll face is standing up to Tony’s ridiculous ideas of masculinity. It’s time to show him that being a true man means supporting your son’s passions, no matter how unconventional they may seem. See you in the game!