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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 6645 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 23 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Imagine a world where your ex (let’s call him Tony) constantly tries to sabotage your son’s Minecraft gameplay because he thinks playing football in the game is the only way to toughen him up. But fear not, because on our server, you can build a fortress to protect your son’s virtual trumpet and basketball skills from Tony’s misguided attempts at “manhood.”
With a community of players who support your son’s choices and cheer him on as he conquers the virtual soccer field and basketball court, you’ll never have to worry about toxic masculinity ruining the fun. Plus, who needs football when you can have epic music battles with your trumpet in hand?
So join us on this hilarious Minecraft server where the only thing tougher than the mobs you’ll face is standing up to Tony’s ridiculous ideas of masculinity. It’s time to show him that being a true man means supporting your son’s passions, no matter how unconventional they may seem. See you in the game!
