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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 8572 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 72 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 49 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Imagine a world where your ex (let’s call him Tony) constantly tries to sabotage your son’s Minecraft gameplay because he thinks playing football in the game is the only way to toughen him up. But fear not, because on our server, you can build a fortress to protect your son’s virtual trumpet and basketball skills from Tony’s misguided attempts at “manhood.”
With a community of players who support your son’s choices and cheer him on as he conquers the virtual soccer field and basketball court, you’ll never have to worry about toxic masculinity ruining the fun. Plus, who needs football when you can have epic music battles with your trumpet in hand?
So join us on this hilarious Minecraft server where the only thing tougher than the mobs you’ll face is standing up to Tony’s ridiculous ideas of masculinity. It’s time to show him that being a true man means supporting your son’s passions, no matter how unconventional they may seem. See you in the game!
