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| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 4698 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2529 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
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