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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 7622 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 9761 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, my ex was totally bad in bed because he couldn’t even build a decent house in Minecraft, like, what a noob, am I right? But on this server, we have the best builders who can make the most epic creations, like a giant statue of a potato riding a unicorn, it’s insane!
And get this, on this server, we have this crazy story where the creepers are actually secretly plotting to take over the world and turn all the pigs into evil overlords. It’s like a soap opera but with blocky characters, I can’t even handle it!
So if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, epic builds, and ridiculous storylines, then you gotta join this server. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, it’s lit AF! Don’t be a noob like my ex, come join the fun!
