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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 2463 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1459 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 1834 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 74 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
And get this, on this server, we have this crazy story where the creepers are actually secretly plotting to take over the world and turn all the pigs into evil overlords. It’s like a soap opera but with blocky characters, I can’t even handle it!
So if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, epic builds, and ridiculous storylines, then you gotta join this server. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, it’s lit AF! Don’t be a noob like my ex, come join the fun!