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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 9891 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5731 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can talk? Yeah, they’re like the wise sages of the server, giving out advice and dropping sick beats with their llama DJ skills. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and the ability to turn into a giant potato monster. It’s like a dream come true, man.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. It’s a no-brainer, bro.