Ex-GF’s Revenge: Minecraft Madness | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ProteinPowderPillage – Minecraft Server

aita, anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, family dynamics, guest, household etiquette, invasion of privacy, Minecraft, missing items, personal property, personal space, protein powder, ProteinPowderPillage, Respect, respect for belongings, Server, stealing, suspicion, theft, Trust

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dragons Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your brother’s girlfriend’s stealing habits? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of virtual theft without any real-life consequences.

We promise a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through our pixelated world, where you never know what items might mysteriously disappear from your inventory. Will it be a bag of protein powder, a shoe horn, or even hair clippers? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to outwit the sneaky thieves lurking in the shadows. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the missing items and become the hero of the server. Join now and let the madness begin!

NoVacayForYouCraft

Accommodation, adaptation, Beach, close friends, difficult situation, Disappointment, extreme reaction, flexibility, friendship, guilt trip, husband, Kids, NoVacayForYouCraft, outing, Plans, RESPONSIBILITY, separation, single mom, Struggle, travel, vacation

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	New Chunks Explored:	935451
Dragon Eggs Found:	8469	Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into changing your plans by your single mom friend with two kids? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a vacation away from all the drama!

On our server, you can escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about accommodating anyone else’s needs but your own. Build your dream vacation home on the beach without having to worry about planning around someone else’s kids.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any extreme reactions or guilt-tripping here! Just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual paradise. So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. After all, it’s not your resp to ensure someone else has a travel buddy, right? 😉

InstaCrafted – Social Media Apocalypse

Apocalypse, end of social media, InstaCrafted, Media, Social, social media, social media addiction, social media behavior, social media communication, social media consequences, social media culture, social media disappearance, social media effects, social media future, social media impact, social media influence, social media marketing, social media platforms, social media relationships, social media society, social media technology, social media trends., social media users

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5306
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8567
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Imagine a world where social media suddenly disappeared – no more selfies, no more memes, no more stalking your ex’s new relationship. Sounds like a nightmare, right? But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the chaos of a social media-less world and immerse yourself in a pixelated paradise!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).

Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!

Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3

#venting, 1.21.3, ANNOYING, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, bitching, building, complaining, constant complaining, dissatisfaction, Drama, emotional outbursts., excessive talking, negative energy, Negativity, online content, ranting, repetitive content, self-absorbed, Stream, streaming, toxic behavior, Unhappy, unproductive

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9256
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Bro, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual therapy session but with blocks and creepers.

You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.

Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.

Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.

BralessGymWarrior

braless at gym, BralessGymWarrior, gym attire, gym attire controversy, gym behavior, gym clothing, gym comfort, gym confrontation, gym dress, gym dress code, gym dress code dispute, gym embarrassment, gym employee, gym etiquette, gym experience, gym outfit, gym rules, gym workout, refusing to wear bra, underage person

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2523
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Are you tired of boring gyms where they make you wear a bra just to workout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We embrace freedom and comfort, so feel free to let those pixels bounce around without any restrictions.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.

Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?

So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!

BlockDreamz

achievement, Adventure, BlockDreamz, creativity, daydreaming, discovery, Dream car, dream home, dream job, Dream lifestyle, dream vacation, Exploration, imagination, meditation, mindfulness, Nature, personal growth, Relaxation, self improvement, success, travel

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies…non-sexual ones, of course!

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalyptic, Artificial Intelligence, computer-generated, Cyberpunk, dark fantasy, Digital Monsters, Dystopia, FANTASY, Future, generated monsters, Horror, LAIN, machine learning, Monster, Real World, Realm, scary AI, Sci Fi, simulation, Technology, Videos, virtual reality

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1026
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	638	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

NoInkForStepkid

acceptance, aita, Asshole, baby, Body, Boyfriend, care, child, children, family, Honor, love, name.., NoInkForStepkid, relationship, Rocky, rocky relationship, sibling, stepchildren, stepfamily, tattoo

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	987
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

LonelyCraft

alienated, disregarded, friendless, ignored, ISOLATED, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, ostracized, outcast, shunned, signs of being disliked, social rejection, unaccepted, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uninvited, Unloved, unpopular, unvalued, unwanted, Unwelcome

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5515
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Love Letters Sent:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

This server is online. server minecraft

argue, banner, description, Minecraft, ONLINE, Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	439

Come in to just go through minecraft.

Can’t we argue?)

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ColonyState SMP

aged 15+, Ars, ColonyState, Create, Custom, Discord, dungeon mods, Duping, farmers delight, Griefing, Modded, Modpack, Players, PvP, season reset, smp, stealing, Terralith, The Graveyard

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2187
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Gods Slained:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PVP allowed on the server?	No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
Are there any age restrictions for players?	The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

1.21.3, action, aid, alone, Assistance, care, comfort, compassion, Empathy, Heat, Help, Humanity, intervention, Kindness, lone, moral duty, neglect, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Stand, suffer, Support, WANDERER

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mines Excavated:	2842	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

1-10 scale, current mood, emotional state, emotional well being, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal check-in, ScaleOf10, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self rating, self reflection, self review, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

BookNerd451

book characters, book discussion, book lovers, book memorization, book preservation, book quotes, book recommendations, BookNerd451, Bookworms, Censorship, classic literature, dystopian society, Fahrenheit 451, knowledge, Literature, memorize books, preservation, Ray Bradbury, reading, Thought-provoking

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	362
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Potions Brewed:	93
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, CHARLES, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, Government, international relations, King, king charles, leadership, North America, Politics, response, solidarity, Statement, Support, Tantrum, trump, Unity, world news

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2349
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	6303	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Enchantments Applied:	64
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

Players:	100/800	Votes:	9024
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Meteorites Collected:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Emeralds Found:	1612
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mines Excavated:	4019
New Chunks Explored:	671893	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5