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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 5652 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
Crops Grown: | 2667 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are actually sentient and will attack you if you get too close?
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just be careful not to wake the giant spider king that guards it!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the chaos and madness that only an evil fucking company can provide!