EUTradeCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ScreenPoke Minecraft Server

Confrontation, distractions, Minecraft, movie distractions, movie etiquette, movie interruptions, movie manners, movie theater, phone manners, phone usage, phone use, poking at screen, public behavior, screen poking, ScreenPoke, Server, Texting, theater behavior, theater etiquette

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3483
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of people using their phones in movie theaters like they own the place? Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your frustration in a virtual world!

Imagine a world where you can sneak up on phone users and poke around their virtual phones until they put them away. No need to worry about getting kicked out of the theater or causing a scene – just have some fun in our server!

But beware, the phone users in our server might fight back. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll come up with to defend their virtual phones. Join now for a hilarious and chaotic experience like no other!

MomSingsNoHBDAtAuntBabyShower

aunt, awkward, baby shower, Birthday, Cake, celebration, concern, decision, different day, Dinner, Event, family, first child, forced, MomSingsNoHBDAtAuntBabyShower, Mother, One and Only, selfish, singing, strangers, tradition

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	9523
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of making your special day all about you! Unlike this poor soul’s baby shower, we promise not to invite random strangers to sing happy birthday to your aunt who just showed up unannounced.

Join our server and experience the joy of having everyone focus on YOU and YOUR accomplishments. We won’t force you to share the spotlight with anyone else, especially not some distant relative who conveniently decided to visit on your big day.

So come on over and celebrate yourself in style! Because on our server, it’s all about YOU, baby!

AloneButMarried Minecraft SMP

adult life, AloneButMarried, Decision making, emotional development, INDEPENDENCE, life experiences, life milestones, Life skills, living alone, Marriage, Maturity, milestone, Minecraft, personal growth, personal responsibility, personal space, relationships, Self Discovery, self reliance, self-care, self-sufficiency, smp, solo living

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server, it’s like the coolest thing ever! Like, imagine this, you’re all alone in the world, just mining and building and surviving like a total boss. And then, out of nowhere, you meet this group of crazy players who are like the Avengers of Minecraft, but way funnier and with more explosions!

Join our server for the most epic adventures, like fighting off giant mutant chickens and riding pigs into battle. Plus, we have the most lit parties in our virtual world, with pixelated fireworks and cake for days. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lairs and treasure hunts we go on.

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and make some new friends who are just as weird and awesome as you, then come join us on the most epic server ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #creeperparty #blocklife

AwkwardCraft: Creeper in the Sheets

awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward hookups, awkward intimacy, awkward positions, awkward sex, awkward sexual encounters, AwkwardCraft, creeper, cringe-worthy sex, cringeworthy moments, embarrassing bedroom moments, embarrassing moments, embarrassing sex stories, funny bedroom fails, funny sex mishaps, funny sex stories, intimate mishaps, sexual blunders, sexual mishaps, SHEETS, uncomfortable sex, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Animals Bred:	30
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Dimension Hops:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Join our Minecraft server and never feel lonely again! We have a community of players who are always ready to lend a hand, or a pickaxe, or whatever you need!

Our server is so lit, even creepers are jealous! We once had a player accidentally propose to their Minecraft girlfriend during a raid on a village – talk about commitment!

So come join us and experience the most epic adventures, the most hilarious mishaps, and the most unforgettable moments in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in a pixelated pig!

Amygdala Emotion Detector

amygdala, atypical, autism, brain imaging, brain region, critical, detector, emotion, emotions, Evidence, fear, findings, functional connectivity, INDIVIDUALS, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neuroimaging, neurology, processing, research, study, threat detection

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Gods Slained:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Crops Grown:	2366	Emeralds Found:	6546
Buildings Constructed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Towns Built:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are as wild as a llama on a trampoline! we’ve got more fun than a pig in a mud bath and more excitement than a creeper in a fireworks factory!

our server is so lit, even the zombies are doing the floss dance! you’ll be crafting and building like a pro in no time, with more resources than a diamond mine in your backyard!

we’ve got so many mini-games, you’ll be as entertained as a chicken in a seed factory! and our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a dog park!

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the thrill of mining, crafting, and surviving like never before! you’ll be as hooked as a fish on a fishing rod in no time!

HumbleCraft

Active, Builders, Community, competitive, data packs, diamond prizes, Discord, Events, Friendly, gaming district, Humblecraft, Lore, Mods, multiplayer, Redstone, rules, shopping district, Survival, Treasure Hunts, Vanilla, Video

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3123
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Server Name:	HumbleCraft
Version:	1.21.4
Player Age Requirement:	18+
Special Features:	Carefully selected data packs and mods
Community:	Small but active group of members from around the world

FAQ:

What is HumbleCraft?

HumbleCraft is a 18+ 1.21.4 Minecraft SMP played by a small but active group of members from all over the world. The server is vanilla with the exception of a few carefully selected data packs and mods to enhance the vanilla experience.

What can you expect on the server?

A welcoming community filled with friendly and interesting people from all over the world.
A thriving and newly landscaped shopping district where you can make a diamond fortune.
An exciting gaming district featuring games created by our talented and imaginative members.
Interesting lore in the form of treasure hunts or story-based and player driven mysteries.
Events to bring out your competitive streak. Giving an opportunity to team up or compete alone to win diamond prizes.

What do we need from you?

You must be over 18 years old and be a decent person to be around. Discord is needed to stay updated with the servers happenings and if you are willing to voice chat that’s a great bonus!

A full list of rules can be found on the Discord server. Thanks for reading and we hope to see you in the new world!

MindCraft Realm of Chaos 1.20.2

1.20.2, ABUSIVE, Chaos, Degenerate, destructive, disturbed, disturbed individual, HARMFUL, harmful behavior, inappropriate, incestual, manipulative, mentally unhinged, mindcraft, narcissist, perverted, piece of shit, Realm, Repulsive, revolting, toxic behavior, UNACCEPTABLE, Vile

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Crops Grown:	6292
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8936	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Yo, bro, forget about all that nonsense and come join our Minecraft server! We got pigs that can fly, cows that tell jokes, and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs, man. Plus, our diamond armor is so blinged out, it’ll blind you with its blinginess. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

NoteBlockCity

aita, country road, ditch, Door, Driver, driveway, ignoring, morning, neighbors, Note, NoteBlockCity, Obstacles, passenger mirror, RESPONSIBILITY, run into, sidewalks, trash cans, trash guys, trash truck, TV

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9607
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Towns Built:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	8723
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the trash cans have drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the trash can in the middle of the road.

Imagine a world where trash cans have the power to shatter mirrors and spark neighborly disputes. Will you be the one to bring order to this chaotic land, or will you toss your trash cans haphazardly and watch the drama unfold?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the thrill of dodging obstacles in the road and making questionable decisions like throwing away notes from concerned neighbors. Join now and let the trash can saga begin!

RegretfulBuyer Minecraft SMP

bad investment, buyer’s guilt, buyer’s remorse, costly mistake, decision, Disappointment, financial regret, hindsight, impulse buy, lesson learned, Minecraft, mistake, MONEY, Purchase, regret, regretful spending, RegretfulBuyer, regrettable purchase, remorseful, smp, SPENDING, Wasted, wish I hadn’t bought

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8631
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Love Letters Sent:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	5999	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously it’s so lit! Like, I regret not joining sooner because it’s like a virtual paradise with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. And guess what? The owner is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even is that?! And there’s this secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and have dance parties, it’s wild. So yeah, join now or forever live in regret like me for not joining earlier, trust me you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and unicorns, then maybe you will regret it. But still, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together! #minecraftislife #unicornsandpizza

Elon’s Cyber Shenanigans

Computer System, cyber, cybersecurity, data breach, data security, elon musk, Elons, Government data, government security, government technology, government technology breach, government technology investigation, government technology policies, government technology protocols, government technology scandal, government technology security, government workers, it security, security measures, Shenanigans, Technology, unauthorized access, US agency

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1918
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Towns Built:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any drama or excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Elon Musk’s aides running amok and locking government workers out of computer systems! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, conspiracy theories, and maybe even a few alien sightings. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have all this insanity? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Mind Server

brain awareness, brain care, brain cognition, brain development, brain empowerment, brain fitness, brain function, brain health, brain longevity, brain maintenance, brain protection, brain resilience, brain support, brain vitality, brain wellness, cognitive function, Crafty, human right, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, Mind, neurological health, Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	516
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Holy Grails Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

do u like minecraft? do u like to laugh? do u like to build crazy sh*t and have a good time? then come join our server! we have unicorns flying around, talking pigs, and a secret portal to the land of chocolate. our mods are all trained circus clowns who will entertain u while u play. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. so come on down and let’s get this party started!

BudderCraft

BudderCraft, Community, Creative, Custom Enchants, Custom Plugins, Discord, Economy, Events, Land claiming, MCMMO, Minigames, Network, Player Markets, Player Ranks, PvE, Quests, resource packs, Roleplay, Shops, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6408
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

BudderCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Key Points
Provide a variety of feature-rich modes
Strict prevention of all forms of cheating
A community that is friendly no matter the skill level

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are mods allowed on the server?	No mods are allowed except for specific ones listed for Badlion and Lunar clients. Any form of cheating will result in a permanent ban.
What type of PvP system does the server use?	The server uses a 1.9+ style PvP system and discourages the use of outdated 1.8 PvP strategies.
Are large scale farms allowed on the server?	No, large scale farms that generate excessive items per minute are strictly prohibited to maintain a balanced economy.
Is joining the Discord server mandatory?	Joining the Discord is not required but highly recommended for updates, feedback, and community engagement.

Ready to join BudderCraft?

Join with the IP: play.buddercraft.net

Lost Vibe Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, collaborations, controversy, damaged reputation, destructive actions., Downfall, Drama, fanbase, half decent ship, Lost, negative impact, negative influence, online drama, Realms, ruined relationships, ruins, sabotage, social media drama, toxic behavior, VIBE, virtual world, vtubing

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6927
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! We’re talking about chaos, destruction, and mayhem at every turn!

Forget about building beautiful ships or working together with your friends, because on this server, everything gets RUINED! Your hard work will be destroyed in the blink of an eye, leaving you in a state of shock and disbelief.

But hey, who needs a fanbase anyway, am I right? Join us on this server where we’ll tear down everything you’ve ever loved and cherished in the world of Minecraft. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss out on!

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate thrill of having everything you hold dear RUINED in the most spectacular and outrageous ways possible! It’s a wild ride that you won’t soon forget!

MobilityCrafters

ableism, accessibility rights, Asian American, Cerebral Palsy, cultural diversity, disability rights, discrimination, Diversity, family time, inclusion, MobilityCrafters, parenting, Playground, playground accessibility, playground design, playground etiquette, playground fun, racism, spastic diplegia, wheelchair accessibility, Xenophobia

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchantments Applied:	139
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of dealing with playground bullies in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is welcome, regardless of their abilities or background!

Our server is so inclusive, even players with spastic diplegia can enjoy playing without any limitations. No more mean comments or discrimination, just pure fun and excitement!

Join us and experience a world where everyone is treated with respect and kindness. Build your dream playground, go on epic adventures, and make new friends along the way. Say goodbye to negativity and hello to a community that celebrates diversity!

So why wait? Join our server today and let’s create a virtual world where everyone is accepted and valued. Let’s show the haters that we’re here to stay and play!

MexiCraft Server: Plane Crash Edition

#authorities, airplane accident, airplane crash, Aviation, Condolences, crash, crash site, Edition, Fatalities, Flight, International, investigation, Latin America, Mexican citizens, Mexican president, mexico, MexiCraft, News, Philly plane crash, plane, Server, Tragedy, Victims

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5326
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Void Gems Collected:	33	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got all the mexican citizens who survived a plane crash in philly, like, how crazy is that? the mexican president even said so, so you know it’s legit. join now and be part of this wild adventure, like, who knows what other insane stories you’ll be a part of on this server, dude. come on, don’t miss out on all the fun!

Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8831
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Votes:	3761
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4