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| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 3583 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 456 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.
oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.
and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.
so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.
