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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 1422 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 3660 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.
oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.
and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.
so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.
