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| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 9809 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 1501 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.
oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.
and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.
so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.
