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| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 654 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 60 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.
oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.
and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.
so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.
