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| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 8405 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 120 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 |
hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.
oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.
and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.
so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.
