Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the wildlife is as bland as a plain potato? Well, look no further because on our server, the wildlife is so spicy it’ll make your taste buds tingle! From creepers with hot sauce explosions to skeletons shooting flaming arrows, you’ll never know what crazy critter you’ll encounter next.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – the wildlife here is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this spicy jungle of chaos. So grab your sword and your shield, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Classic Realms

Economy, Survival

Classic Realms is a Minecraft survival server which strives to bring back the old classic survival experience, cutting out the nonsense from modern day servers. If you’re looking for a fun, non p2w server! Classic Realms is your best bet!Connect using bedrock with the ip: bedrock.classicrealms.net and the port 8188

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Explore the depths of the SeaSide sea…. ● Over 1000+ Custom Items ● Unlock new islands and items ● Daily quests ● Defeat powerful bosses ● Find valuable treasure chests & crates ● Start your own crew ● Unique PvP/PvE Experience ● 100+ Custom Enchants ● Gambling: Roulette, Coinflip and Jackpot ● Build your own raft ● Compete with other players in PvP or ranking. Weekly updates at the request of YOU. And much more…

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	7464	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Enchantments Applied:	263	Villages Defended:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Maestrea – A unique and unforgettable skyblock RPG experience SERVER VERSION: 1.20.1! Having run servers for a long time, our team knows what we’re doing. Being one of the fastest growing Towny servers with awesome plugins like Towny, Mythic Drops and McMMO, Jobs as well as a ton of custom developed plugins and greatly configured ones as well, to enhance your experience and make sure your time on the server will never be boring. With involved owners and an active, dedicated staff team, we’re able to release new content and updates often! We put the players and their friends first and there are many plugins that our close-knit community enjoys.We have a custom ranking system allowing you to unlock new features by ranking up and getting more perks for yourself and your Town & Friends. As well as a Brewing plugin that adds 80+ custom brewing recipes!Features: Towny, McMMO, MythicDrops, Jobs, Economy, 6 Dungeons, Survival, PVE, Custom items, Custom Mobs, Mob Arena, Brewing, Active Staff, Friendly Community, Dedicated Server, Skyblock, Invasion event, Boss arenas, Custom MobsHope to see you on the server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Potions Brewed:	22
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Buildings Constructed:	31

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ores Mined:	7579	Emeralds Found:	9438
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Love Letters Sent:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Love Letters Sent:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dimension Hops:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.