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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the wildlife is as bland as a plain potato? Well, look no further because on our server, the wildlife is so spicy it’ll make your taste buds tingle! From creepers with hot sauce explosions to skeletons shooting flaming arrows, you’ll never know what crazy critter you’ll encounter next.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – the wildlife here is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this spicy jungle of chaos. So grab your sword and your shield, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TDM PVP Survival

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

Basic Bukkit PVP Survival server with mcMMO, mcjobs, Stables, GlobalMarket, and a few hand-rolled mods. The server is primarily staffed by developers, so broken things get fixed quickly!

Multiverse is installed, with a naturally generated Creative mode for the times you get bored or want to test something out before trying it in “the real world.”

Currently in progress, we’re working on some more activities for players to pursue, including importing some work from other people, and some of our own mini-games as well.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Valhalla

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Valhalla is a survival store server. Few plugins and Zero lag. Great Admins and Mods with players that are always willing to help and/or answer any questions. It’s just like what minecraft should be essentially it’s vanilla except with stuff people have always had like bartering, trading, and selling goods. It’s counter intuitive to not have stuff like that IMO. There is a short prison stay about 30 minutes to 1 hour just to weed out griefers and believe me it works. In prison you work for your freedom. Once out you do whatever you want. Including being a guard at the prison or just running around and building, that’s up to you. We only have one rule, don’t take or break aything you didn’t build. Break that rule and you are banned,

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Towns Built:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

GTAPlanet

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Do you love Minecraft? Do you love GTA? Well you’re going to love the amazingly unique GTA Planet! This server is unlike any GTA server before with custom content implemented and lots of custom content to come it will give you fun for hours! Go around killing people, stealing things and becoming the biggest gangster on the server!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Autcraft

Mini Games, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Autcraft is a whitelisted Minecraft server for children (and adults) that have autism and their families. What this means is that if you or a family member has autism and you own the computer version of Minecraft, you can register and apply to be put on the whitelist and play with other people just like you. Waiting time for assessment of applications is approximately 1 week.

Autcraft was created by Stuart Duncan (aka AutismFather in game) who not only has autism himself but also a child with autism as well. The server is administrated by adults that include autistics, parents of autistic children or a family member of someone with autism. There are also “Helpers” that include “jrhelpers” which are children that prove to be responsible, positive and helpful with people; and “srhelpers” which are adults that demonstrate some knowledge of the game as well as being respectful, responsible and helpful.

Some features of Autcraft: Bullying, killing, stealing, griefing, etc is not tolerated Swearing is not tolerated In game ticket/support system. Need an admin to do something, stand where you need the help and use /modreq Players builds are protected using WorldGuard. Ask an admin for protection All kills, blocks placed, blocks broken, items dropped, picked up and more are tracked so that we can see exactly what happens anywhere A few mini-games including hide and seek, mob arena, spleef and more Community Wither fights and other events

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ChasmCraft

Creative

Thanks for checking us out! Read below for more information on the server! Be sure to read the rules as well!

ChasmCraft Rules/Guidelines:

ChasmCraft has a few basic rules like no hacking and no disrespect but the main rule is no griefing of any kind! If you’re found guilty of griefing we will ban you permanently.

What makes ChasmCraft different:

ChasmCraft uses only the best of the best plugins and also includes multiple custom plugins. ChasmCraft has active admins that are always willing to help you out within reason.

Join us and check it out, and if you don’t like the server don’t be scared to leave a comment on why you didn’t like it, we may just improve based on your feedback.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MineCraft Vanilla – Gamers Geek

Creative, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Vanilla

A survival server, Hosted in NZ (but good speeds to Australia and other countries), Vanilla Minecraft server, active players, good connection. Come and build with us.

gamersgeek.nz | Forums

=== The Rules === No griefing No looting No PvP, you may duel if the other play consents. Clean language (there are kids playing). Don’t ask to be Op

=== Server === Dedicated Hardware Fibre Connection

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Pixelmon 3.4

Economy, Pixelmon, PvP, Tekkit, Towny

Most up to date and unique Pixelmon server on the interwebs. We have great custom mods for your improved experience play (Pixelutilities!) and a great staff team to keep us on the path to the future. We have weekly events and great prizes. We have NO LAGGGG and up time 99.9 % (we have to update sometimes) Your Starter will be Shiny! Other Features: PvP – Towny – Economy – TownVSTown badge battles -Player Gyms – AI gyms – HiddenGyms and much much more! Come join the fun!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Dave Craft

Mini Games, Survival

This is a server where we have WIP mini-games and a survival mode and its frequently updated from all of the Nice Moderators and Admins and a nice owner.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BanzaiMC OP Factions

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

BanzaiMc Network is a pvp network dedicated to bring you the best staff, plugins and server hardware for the great pvp gaming experience.

Banzai-MC has all the regular plugins of a normal OP factions server, including McMMO, Combat Tag, Scoreboards, ArmorHud, Health, Damage indicators Essentials and a collection of anti-cheat and anti-glitch plugins to insure fair gaming.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Crops Grown:	8089	Void Armor Forged:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

VeneCraft

Parkour, Survival, Towny

Towny Server, EpicWorld, MiniGames, SkyBlock. – Crackshot, chairs, World Guard, World edit, Towny , Ieconomy, Group manager, time fold, werewolves(disabled atm), vampires, lasers. PG13. No harassing , bad language and follow all local-state-country laws. Shop keepers to trade for gems which u can then sell for money to support your towns…Gladiator Combat Every Sunday 2PM EST.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Fritten Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Hello and welcome to the Toothwitch Minecraft Server!

GameModes that we offer on the server: -Survival -Creative – Bedwars -Instagib (Our own GameMode) -Runner (Like TNT Run only with more fun) -One in the Quiver/One in the Chamber -More in development!

We’re all ears when it comes to mini-game suggestions. Currently in progress: Instagib with Capture the Flag

Have fun and join our community!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Darkrpmc

Economy, PvP, Roleplay

Player will be able to choose jobs such as shopkeeper, supplier, mayor, or citizen (default).

Mayors: Can start towns. Must advertise and govern effectively in order to increase number of residents (Citizens, Shopkeepers, Suppliers). Must have knowledge of world-guard plugin commands for claiming town as well as setting up shops and homes to rent out to player residents. Must build their own town. May hire Construction players to help with building process. Mayors may expand town size multiple times for a fee. A mayor may not be inactive for more than 10 days in a row – results in a demotion (method for obtaining a replacement mayor has not yet been determined) Mayors may also switch jobs, but must pay a fine determined by the number of residents in their town. (The exact details on the fine have not yet been determined)

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CookieCrafts

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock

web: http://webcookiecrafts.enjin.com ip: 216.245.196.173:25565

– SKYBLOCKS – DROP CUSTOMS – Kit PVP (+50 Kits) – FACTIONS – MCMMO – PARCELAS CUSTOMS (50×50) – SHOPS – PARKOURS REWARDS – GUNS (ARMAS AK-47 – SNIPER – GRANADE – AIR FIRE – PISTOLS – KNIFE – SHIELDS – MOLOTOV AND +20 WEAPONS CUSTOMS) – TEXTUREPACK

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PumpkinQuest

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This is a plain vanilla server and I intended to keep it that way. Please, do not ask me to add this or that plug-in. I will not be adding anything. All items are to be worked for and will not be given out by any Admin. The Admin are also not permitted to spawn items, for that would be an unfair advantage.

While most anything goes, there are a few ground rules to keep things running smoothly.

No Hacking. Any Hacking will be banned immediately or on valid report to an Admin. Don’t build on or very near to spawn. Your things will be destroyed by the passing griefers and you will mostly likely be taken advantage of. Setup someplace safe and work from there. Don’t whine or complain when someone takes your things. This will happen and it is allowed. Everyone is not to be trusted. Use your head; this world is unsafe and unkind to newcomers. Good Luck.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Buildings Constructed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

FlameCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

FlameCraft: A guaranteed awesome small server. Ever since the beginning of September of 2014, FlameCraft has been up and running. Started out as 3.2.8, now it’s constantly updated with the newest version of Pixelmon. We have steady staff, but we could use more staff. Constantly improving, constantly making changes. Be a part of the success of what is known as FlameCraft!

Constantly Updated! – The server is updated every time a new version of Pixelmon is sent out (Maybe a day late because of BETAs)

24-7 Uptime: Server will always be up, no matter what. Beware of server restarts though, you’ll be warned before anything.

Friendly players and staff: We are a friendly server and anybody whose tries to ruin it, will be redirected away from the server.

Motivated: Always wanting to improve to make things better. Bigger and better server means more people will love it. That’s what we strive for, greatness!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1738

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.