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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the wildlife is as bland as a plain potato? Well, look no further because on our server, the wildlife is so spicy it’ll make your taste buds tingle! From creepers with hot sauce explosions to skeletons shooting flaming arrows, you’ll never know what crazy critter you’ll encounter next.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – the wildlife here is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this spicy jungle of chaos. So grab your sword and your shield, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Theamigos

Creative, Economy

Best Small server on the net!! Come and join, everyone is always willing to help someone else out. you wont be pressured to donate and spend your money. Player managed protection (you can protect an area of up to 60×60 bedrock-sky simply by typing /ps on and placing a wool block! How easy is that! and you don’t get griefed. Another block allows you to fly or breath underwater! In fact, a various number of various blocks covering Defence,Offence and Tools. (full list on the website). Earn some money killing mobs then go to a shop and buy some cool items. Become a shopkeeper, build a farm and sell your goods. You keep your items when you die, no more having to /back and pick them all up!

Server details play.theamigos.co.uk

Come and say hello 🙂

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Argolia

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

Join a world built from the ground up to be fun.

When Minecraft servers were first created, they were simple beasts. Running few modifications and often not online 24/7 they were built by people who loved Minecraft and loved playing Minecraft. Fast-forward to 2017 and today most of the largest servers are run by companies, with the primary intention of making money. While this is a reasonable ambition, and the funding and input from these servers has helped evolve the server community, they can often sacrifice the fun of players and community for extra income.

We don’t think that’s right.

Argolia is an attempt at making the world of servers more open, free and fun for everyone to play on. Most importantly Argolia is not monetized. Each school term, we run a real-life (for-profit) event series which helps sustain and keep the server competitive, however we ask nothing from our players. There is no in-game rank system for donors – instead everyone gets treated fairly and equally, and there are no ways to gamble or buy item packs using real money. Instead of spending time working on these parts of the server, we can instead work on what people actually enjoy – the game. Our staff team works with the community to help build a server environment that everyone can enjoy, and that focuses on rich and rewarding player experiences.

If this sounds like a server that you’d like to play on, join now at play.argolia.com.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Flans.iets.com

Tekkit

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Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

GangCentral

Economy, Factions, PvP

GangCentral ============== About us! We are a BRAND NEW SERVER for 1.8.8 (At this moment) and have so much to the server ITS INSANE! Here are some of our feautres:- -Custom enchants -Drugs -Guns -Explosive Pvp – Custom Enchanted items – Custom Drug Effects – Intense pvp action from all of the above! ========== Future ================== The future of our server is looking great, We plan to work towards a better economy in terms of an auction and playershop plugin. We also are working to get voting crates and votifier up and running! There is so much to our server and more to be added soon! Come on and join us as we just released! So there will be bugs but a great time 🙂

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6642
Magic Items Found:	4078	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

KamiCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hey this is KamiCraft! We are a fairly new Spigot based survival server who started at the end of November 2015. We are a very close knit, chilled, and mature community and we try to get everyone involved in our community builds. So far we have most of the major farms built and are now beginning work on the commercial district at spawn, where we hope to have all members helping out. We also run an events server on the weekends for UHC’s and so on. Fun times! Head over to our forum to check us out and apply to join our server! Server Rules No Griefing No Spamming Do not ask to be OP or to have a rank. We do not have ranks of this server. Respect all players. Do not use Mods or Hacks!! No builds in or near spawn unless approved by Admins. (Spawn is a commercial district) Do not live in or near spawn unless approved by Admins. (Spawn is a commercial district) PVP is not allowed to be conducted unless in PVP Arena or mutual consent.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

VenomPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Hello, Welcome to Venom PvP! First of all, I’d like to say we’re a server who cares about our players, if were doing something the players don’t like, we don’t go ahead. We take in all suggestions and a lot of them are considered. Our server also has a wide variety of custom plugins. Here is a few things you’ll find on VenomPvP:

Factions PvP Raiding Custom Boss’s Missions

Our server also contains a lot more cool features, like wonderful staff. When someone is in need of assistance we’re right there to help the player. So hey, why not try us out You won’t regret it!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Amarda Minigames

Creative, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, Towny

A fun mini-game server under heavy development and taking staff as a warning this server has just entered beta development and 1.9 so it will be unstable so please report any issues to staff to be put under review and fixed we have mini-games from towny to hardcore so dont feel scared to check them all out

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

McGamerZone

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival Games

McGamerzone is a 24/7 online minecraft community ran with love by D0ublek1ll and xiTzJardix. We love to build, create and share in minecraft. Thats why we found McGamerZone.

Our servers are running on High-End hardware to ensure you get the best quality and connection possible, because of that we are able to handle more than 3000 players at once. We are running some of our own minigames, like The Bridge, Survival Games, PartyGames, SkyWars and much more (to come)!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Claytonia Semi-Vanilla

MCMMO, Survival

A small friendly community of Minecraft players come together to enjoy some survival Minecraft.

New content is being added such as raid bosses and dungeons.

We are currently running Minecraft 1.9 with McMMO!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The Official PrisonTech Prison Server

Hardcore, Prison, PvE, PvP

Currently back into development work, but are working to rerelease ASAP!

The legendary PrisonTech! Made famous by TechGe3ks LLC. Is now officially owned and operated by Nexolite. This server has been around for 11 years now. PrisonTech brought Minecraft Prison Servers to the spotlight with its unique look and professional feel. But they can never reach the level the official PrisonTech server is on. The server has been completely redesigned from the ground up and aims to take the Prison gamemode somewhere it has never been. The old server had youtubers such as SSundee, Deadlox, FireRockerStudios, NoahCraftFTW, TheCampingRusher and LogDOTZip all play! The server is currently in the grounds of reworking more features to add more unique ways to rank up. PrisonTech has always been the pinnacle of what a Prison Server should be, look like and feel like and we aim to take the crown back as the top prison server. We ask that you give us a try and leave your feedback within our discord so we can continue growing this forgotten classic game mode.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

whengamersfail

Creative

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Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BattleMade

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Compete for the 2000 Factions Top reward. Build, create and destroy the apposing competition with the most optimal and CUSTOM gameplay experience.

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/ZsSyZqY STORE: http://store.battlemade.com FORUMS: http://www.battlemade.com

Recommended version: 1.8.8 Supported versions: 1.7.10 – Latest

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

xFunserver

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

Welcome to xFun, Sweden’s best and most lawless prison server! With our active and talented staff, you don’t have to do anything else but play! We keep an eye on your security, which leads to a safe feeling inside the server!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RevolutionCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to RevolutionCraft!

What sets us apart? A community that is important to us and whose questions we take time to answer. Everyone is treated equally regardless of whether they are a team member, VIP or player! True to the motto, together we can achieve something. A little revolution every day. The community awaits you!

Best regards The server team

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

WitherRealm

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Server Currently In Beta / We Have Kitpvp at the moment and soon will be adding more gamemodes/mingames/Were currently looking for staff members Join the server and apply Now!! In Need Of Builders/Admins/Mods/Helpers/Dev’s JOIN NOW IP: 88.150.171.81

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.