Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the wildlife is as bland as a plain potato? Well, look no further because on our server, the wildlife is so spicy it’ll make your taste buds tingle! From creepers with hot sauce explosions to skeletons shooting flaming arrows, you’ll never know what crazy critter you’ll encounter next.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – the wildlife here is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this spicy jungle of chaos. So grab your sword and your shield, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Crops Grown:	7653
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being bombarded with commission requests from random internet artists? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of pushy creators! On our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without anyone demanding money from you. Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to creative freedom!

Join now and experience a world where you can block anyone who asks for commissions without feeling guilty. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and explore endless possibilities without the pressure of commission fees. Don’t let art scammers ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BoomerCamBlocker420

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape “real life” and have some privacy? Look no further! Our server is like a remote vacation home, but with a twist – your aging father (86) watches your every move through security cameras! See deer, listen to birds, and dodge the local caretaker as you navigate through this hilarious and slightly creepy world.

Join now for the chance to be in your own personal episode of “The Truman Show”! Your every move will be monitored by the patriarch himself, who just wants to see his grandkids running around and playing with the dog. But don’t worry, he promises he doesn’t have the time or interest to watch you all the time… or does he?

So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, unwind, and have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye out for those movement alerts – you never know who might be watching.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5413
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	412	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got players building secret underground lairs, forming alliances, and betraying each other left and right. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions and way less incest (hopefully). Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who you can trust and who’s secretly plotting your demise. Just remember, on this server, a sign isn’t just a sign – it’s a cry for help from someone who’s been through some serious shit. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Players Killed by Monsters:	8584
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Last Day Craft!

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What if it’s your last day on earth and you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet? You’d be missing out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, diamond armor-wearing llamas, and secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers). Don’t spend your last day on earth regretting not joining our server – come join the madness and let’s craft some laughs together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SinwarSlayer69

OMG guys, have you heard the news? Sinwar, the ultimate Minecraft boss, has been taken down on our server! FM Katz just confirmed it, it’s legit! Join us now and be a part of this epic victory! Sinwar thought he was tough, but he was no match for our squad of fearless players. Come join the fun and be a part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show Sinwar who’s boss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker

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so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

AwokenMC

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20+ origins Skills that have passive abilities and mana abilities pyromining and pyrofishing Chunk-based claiming with lands Dynmap Alchohol

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Mineserver

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This server is a survival type. It is currently new, and I am still adding new stuff, but it works for now. Apex Hosting has been a real pain and adding plugins are really hard with Apex because sometimes it doesn’t add them

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Atoq: Where vanilla is the only thing semi about it!

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Atoq Origins SMP

Atoq is a lightly modded origins SMP for content creators

Features
⏰ Long-term
✨ Events and polls
✅ Whitelist + Application
👥 Chill community and staff
🌌 In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
📖 Lore
🔍 Java v1.19.3
🦇 Custom origins and beliefs

Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/Nw9xWuyKuU

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by applying for whitelist on our Discord server.
What version of Java is required?	You will need Java v1.19.3 to play on the server.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, we have custom origins and beliefs for players to explore.
Is there a long-term plan for the server?	Yes, Atoq is designed for long-term gameplay.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Wataten’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because Noa demands a thread! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in the land of Noa, there was a legendary diamond sword that could only be wielded by the bravest and most skilled players. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this sword will have the power to control the entire server! But beware, for there are evil mobs lurking around every corner, ready to steal the sword for themselves.

But fear not, dear player, for on our server you will have the chance to embark on epic quests, battle fierce bosses, and even ride on the backs of dragons! Yes, you heard that right, DRAGONS! So what are you waiting for? Join Noa demands a thread and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	695608
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Star Shards Collected:	95

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dreamt About SMP: The Japanese Language Professor

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where dreams come true and Japanese language professors age 10 years overnight!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself face to face with your old Japanese language professor, who has somehow time-traveled into the game. But wait, she’s in a rush because she’s got a whole new class of students to teach – and you could be one of them!

Don’t let your dreams of learning Japanese slip away like I did in my dream. Join our wacky SMP today and who knows what other crazy adventures await you. Plus, get your fortune read by our mystical in-game fortune teller – just be prepared for the unexpected!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of learning. See you in the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

EstateSaleGoneWrong

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Are you tired of boring old family drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next!

Join us and escape the real world where relatives argue over house prices and instead build your dream home without any pesky inheritance disputes.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, just like the time Uncle Bob accidentally set fire to the entire village with a misplaced torch.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over property values!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magic Items Found:	1214	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Divine Spears Created:	23	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	5158

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

LoveCraft SMP: First Love Lessons

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where first love isn’t just a teenage crush, it’s a game changer!

Picture this: you’re building a cozy little house when suddenly, Cupid himself shoots you with his arrow and you fall head over heels for another player. But here’s the twist – if you break up, your house gets blown up! That’s right, love is a battlefield in this SMP!

But don’t worry, it’s not all heartbreak and explosions. Join us and see how experiencing first love shapes the way you view relationships later in life. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a pixelated paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the love (and chaos) begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MemoryCraft: Cringe Edition

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Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Join our Minecraft server and create new embarrassing memories that will haunt you forever!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas comes charging at you, stealing all your precious loot and laughing maniacally. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a heated potato sack race with a group of zombie villagers, or participating in a competitive sheep shearing contest against a team of evil witches.

So why wait? Join our server today and make memories that will have you laughing (or cringing) for years to come!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, this server is like the Italy of Minecraft servers, except we don’t ban anyone from travelling anywhere, especially not to seek surrogacy! come join us and experience the joy of building your own virtual family with our surrogacy-friendly community. who needs Italy when you can have a Minecraft baby mama? lolz.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!