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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 5134 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Magic Items Found: | 5619 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with culturally orientalist enriching experiences that will leave you questioning reality. Our server is so insane that even the creepers are scared to explode!
Embark on quests to save the world from evil Ender Dragons who have been brainwashed by evil sheep. Build your own empire and defend it from raiding parties of zombie villagers who just want to borrow a cup of sugar (and your brains).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Rapefugee Village, where you can trade with villagers from far-off lands and learn their unique customs. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure that will make you the richest player in the game.
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