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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 9642 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.
So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!