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| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 3952 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 4768 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u, dis server is so lit u gonna wanna build ur virtual house right next to mine. why should u join? well let me tell u a lil story.
once upon a time, the iranian president-elect was playin on dis server and he was like “wow dis server is so cool, i wanna set relations with europe on the right path just like dis server is doin for me.” and then he built a giant statue of a creeper in the middle of spawn and everyone was like “wow, dis guy knows how to have a good time.” so if u wanna be like the iranian president-elect and have a blast on an epic minecraft server, then u gotta join dis one. trust me, u won’t regret it.
so what r u waitin for? come join us and let’s have some fun together. oh, and did i mention there’s free diamond armor for all new players? yep, u heard me right. so come on, what r u waitin for? join now!
