haha come join our epic minecraft server where european banks leaving russia would make the cows start speaking russian and the pigs start doing the kalinka dance! the kremlin is all like “oh no, our companies gonna be hurt!” but we just laugh and keep building our epic castles and farms. join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness, where anything can happen! plus, we have a secret underground disco party with the creepers every saturday night. don’t miss out, come join the fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
Villages Defended: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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