haha come join our epic minecraft server where european banks leaving russia would make the cows start speaking russian and the pigs start doing the kalinka dance! the kremlin is all like “oh no, our companies gonna be hurt!” but we just laugh and keep building our epic castles and farms. join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness, where anything can happen! plus, we have a secret underground disco party with the creepers every saturday night. don’t miss out, come join the fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed: 35 Love Letters Sent: 13
Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY