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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 25

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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