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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 New Chunks Explored: 900888
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Rune Stones Activated: 12 Dimension Hops: 0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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