Euro Weird Depressed Minecraft Server

brain damage, brain function, Cultural differences, Depressed, environmental factors, EURO, Europeans, fucked in the head, geographical location, La, lack of sunlight, lifestyle choices, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, mood disorders, parisian, psychological well-being, Server, Sunlight, sunlight exposure, Vitamin D Deficiency, weird

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Votes:	6624
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mines Excavated:	3095

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of feeling weird, depressed, and messed up in the head like those poor Europeans? Join our Minecraft server and soak up all the virtual sunlight you need to keep your brain in tip-top shape! Our average player gets 3 times more sunlight than a Parisian, so you’ll be feeling like a ray of sunshine in no time. Say goodbye to those European blues and hello to a brighter, happier virtual world! Join now for a dose of Vitamin D and a whole lot of fun!

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5952
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3595

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Crops Grown:	8661	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7055
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2046	Crops Grown:	9656
Love Letters Sent:	19	Animals Bred:	120
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5213
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magic Items Found:	3664
Runes Activated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Towns Built:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9908
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Towns Built:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Enchantments Applied:	206	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	266	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	202
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Animals Bred:	100	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Enchantments Applied:	214
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9976
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
New Chunks Explored:	474360	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed worldview, defining moment, different outlook, epiphany, eye-opening, life altering event, life changing, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, pivotal event, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative moment, turning point

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5835
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9662
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

BlockyBoysRealm

baby boy names, best boy names, BlockyBoysRealm, boy names, boy names ideas, boy names inspiration, boy names list, boy names suggestions, classic boy names, cool boy names, cute boy names, favorite baby boy names, favorite boy name, handsome boy names, modern boy names, popular boy names, strong boy names, top boy names, traditional boy names, trendy boy names, unique boy names

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9367
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	8636	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Void Armor Forged:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild! Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

ElectionCraft2020

cyber attacks, Diplomacy, economic impact, election, ElectionCraft2020, Entities, foreign interference, global affairs, Government, HACKING, influence, international relations, Iranian, Manipulation, Politics, Russian, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, united states, US

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

so like, you know how the US is all like “no no no, you can’t mess with our elections”? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that! we ENCOURAGE you to mess with everything! want to start a fake campaign for president of the server? go for it! want to bribe other players with diamonds to vote for you? totally allowed! we even have a special “influence the election” mini-game where you can try to sway the votes in your favor. join now and show those pesky sanctions who’s boss!

Anarchy Minecraft server

Anarchy, Donations, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1

The best Anarchy with Donations for you!

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