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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
Holy Grails Found: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 450
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Chimeras Created: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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