Euro Weird Depressed Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling weird, depressed, and messed up in the head like those poor Europeans? Join our Minecraft server and soak up all the virtual sunlight you need to keep your brain in tip-top shape! Our average player gets 3 times more sunlight than a Parisian, so you’ll be feeling like a ray of sunshine in no time. Say goodbye to those European blues and hello to a brighter, happier virtual world! Join now for a dose of Vitamin D and a whole lot of fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	2926	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Love Letters Sent:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Crops Grown:	3605	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mines Excavated:	2018	Chimeras Created:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Dreamerz Network is one of the best and the fastest growing networks available with 5000+ members. Our server has no lag, 24/7 online, 2 gamemodes which are LifeSteal & Survival, and much more! We literally have everything you can be looking for, Try us today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1498

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	225020	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	716	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	28

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	667703	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

PokéLeague is a unique way to experience the existing pixelmon genre in an entirely different way, we provide story-based driven content as well as plain survival pixelmon as you are used to with many cool, unique, exciting features and amazing builds to go along with that made by our building & development team.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Enchantments Applied:	190	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Buildings Constructed:	6
Magic Items Found:	2332	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.